Wednesday, April 02, 2008

Bad Karma


I just got back from London last night.  I took like.. 350 pictures.  I'm working on my creative picture taking-- some turn out, quite a bit don't.  Without even looking at the other 349, I know which one is my favorite...

The family and I had just finished our tour of the Tower of London.  I was waiting in line to get a hamburger.  I looked down to see a little boy reaching as far as he could to put catsup and mustard on his half hotdog.  I thought, "This could be be a nice photo, in a 'carnival/saturday afternoon fun' type of way."  Alas, my camera had run out of battery, so I let the opportunity pass.  

All of a sudden I heard a squishy splattering sound.  I thought to myself, "Hmm, what was that?"  I glanced around in a few spots... above me, at the child with hotdog, myself, the ground.  It only took me a few seconds to figure it out.  A bird shit on the child and it landed right on the edge of his baseball hat!  I started laughing out loud.  This sweet boy looked up at me and gave me a sincere and adorable smile.  All I could do was laugh at the bird poop on his hat.  I didn't tell him or look for a napkin to wipe it off.. I just laughed and quickly took out my camera and snapped a quick picture before the battery totally died. 

Shortly after, I got my hamburger and popped a squat with my family.  I could hardly compose myself when I told them the story; only Ellie thought it was as funny as I did.  And then came the bill-- the bill for the entertainment I just had.   The currency for the bill wasn't in pounds or dollars or an angry mother, it was karma.  I had the worst burger of my life.  At that point I couldn't have even called it a hamburger because there was absolutely no way the consistency was beef.  I'm not sure what it was- except terrible.  I finished it, feeling slightly queasy.  
 
We walked to the Tube.  I was balanced with the universe and had my photo that illustrates a story.  I was happy.  =)   

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